Hot Mess
It is not hard at all to badly park your car, be it stopping right on the lines or parking it crookedly. Those are forgivable offenses, however. After all, there are people who decide to go all out! If you want our opinion, it looks like the driver tried their hardest to park as far away from the white lines as possible. Not only did they do a terrible job at parking, but they also parked over four spaces overall. Clearly, they did not even give normal parking a shot. What a mess! Well, we are glad someone decided to be proactive about. They resorted to toilet paper, streamers, cones, and crime scene tape! Justice served.

Hot Mess
Clever Jack
Come on Jack, this is pretty lame. The least you could do is leave a fake email or phone number to give the person you hit a little bit of home. We know you don’t want a ticket, but this is just plain rude and disrespectful!

Clever Jack