Learn To Park, Rich Dude
Wow, this note hits all the right places. This person know what they were doing when they were writing this note. First by attacking the BMW owner for being rich and then taking it home by bringing up their elderly grandmother! What if the letter writer had their handicapped grandmother over for a visit? Her death, presumably from the long walk, would without a doubtr be on his shoulders. So go take those parking lessons, and save a life in the meanwhile!

Learn To Park, Rich Dude
You’ve Been Chopped
It is true that we do not know what the driver did, but we highly doubt that they were completely innocent. Of course, let us not discount the idea that someone could have had a grudge against them. What we do know is that this was carried out by someone who wanted to teach the driver a lesson! In order to execute this plan, that person probably went into a store and purchased a total of five axes. That sounds a little odd, but sure. However, the kicker here is that they had to use up all the strength in their reserves to bury the axes that deep into the car. A for effort?

You’ve Been Chopped