Toilet Sneaker
It occurred to this pug that if I cannot see you, then you cannot see me. Unfortunately, even if you cover your face with a loose sheet of toilet paper, that unmistakable German Shepherd nose will still be able to tell you apart in real life.
Puppy Fugitive
The most important piece of advice given by career criminals is to always escape the scene of the crime. If you’re caught loitering around in the area, you’ll very certainly be arrested. This canine has adopted a mafia mentality and attempted to evade the long arm of the law; however, he hasn’t gone nearly far enough to succeed. Because he’s less than a foot away, it’s still rather simple to establish a link between him and the crime. In the situation of the broken potted plant, I feel this pupper to be fully responsible for his actions.