Freed At Last
Not everyone who wanders is lost. My dog Pierre has the blood of French Revolutionaries running through his veins, and like his ancestors, he strives for it via bloodshed. But, honestly, Pierre, we don’t believe that the average person of the modern age abuses their pets this badly. We’re more closely linked to our animals than the medieval French aristocracy.
Freed At Last
Relatable
Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do to make up for the lost time. On the other hand, you can express your dissatisfaction to anyone who will listen and be lucky if someone is sympathetic. After all, many of us have probably been in a situation where we wait for a medicine to take effect to resume our everyday routine. Case in point, Claritin could maybe work faster?
Relatable
