Congratulations?
Is it just me, or does this feel unsettling? A balloon-themed note inside the vehicle? How exactly did those balloons enter the vehicle? Shady, yes? The person who did this was so obnoxious that they went to such lengths to irritate the car’s driver.
You Are A Parking Pig
Didn’t that just touch the spot? It just doesn’t sound nice when someone refers to you as a pig or compares you to one. But at the very least exercise caution when parking your vehicle. Be mindful of other motorists as well. Unless, of course, you’re a pig who doesn’t care at all.