We can’t deny that most of us dislike terrible drivers on the road. The worst employment, though, are still mind-numbingly terrible parking jobs. Those with terrible parking skills are the worst drivers. However, instead of stealing someone’s car for vengeance, we recommend leaving a well-decorated letter with an angry message or some advice for the car’s owner. It will aggravate them the most. That is the ultimate form of retribution. We’ve gathered a compilation of some of the most humorous windshield notes we’ve found on the internet as a result of this. Some of the letters made us giggle, while others made us nervous. If you want to see what we’re talking about, keep reading.
Caps Lock Makes Everything More Intense
Receiving a letter in capital letters shows how angry they are with you. But in this case, things were different. The letter below is written entirely in capital letters, which is the first thing you’ll notice. This simply demonstrates how furious this person is about the car parking across the pavement. Not only that, but the guy who left the message mentioned how it was a fantastic opportunity for him to slide across the bonnet of the automobile.
Caps Lock Makes Everything Intense
Love, Your Neighbor
A kind neighbor wrote this driver a note. When reading the note, you’ll notice that it begins on a positive tone. It was even written in an official tone with that salutation. Nonetheless, you’ll get the idea that the note was sardonic.
Love, Your Neighbor
Sorry I Hit Your Car
It’s hilarious how one driver went out of his way to write to the owner of the car whose windscreen he had scrawled a sorry note. He even had time to write a letter on the car’s windshield. What made it even funnier was the author’s comment, “because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number.” All kidding aside, this event should serve as a warning to all car owners to park their vehicles correctly if they don’t want them to be bumped or scraped.
Sorry I Hit Your Car
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You
Consider how much time and attention this man put into the message he left for the driver of this car. On his paper, he drew a grumpy cat. What’s more fascinating is that this individual came up with such an idea on the spur of the moment. We ate for supper when most of us couldn’t remember what we had for dinner the night before.
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You
Especially For You
This is one of our personal favorites. Examine it out. After all, who brings chalk around with them? It seemed as though this person had finally gotten the chance to utilize that chalk for that exact reason. Consider how happy this person was when he or she finished this assignment.
Especially For You
The Guy You Pissed
Just by reading the message, you can tell how upset the person is. He threatened to run this driver’s vehicle over with his monster truck. Aside from that, the guy ended his message with “sincerely,” which does not signal that he is serious. Even though we know he meant what he said on the note.
The Guy You Pissed
Helen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
Should we keep this in mind? That’s all right. This guy crossed the line by writing a “message” for this motorist. She scribbled the letter on her car’s windshield! This is absolutely too much, but it is undeniably one of the funniest.
Hellen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
The Meme
This individual left a meme for the driver of this vehicle. The meme started it all, and it was perfectly suited to the situation. We were most amused by the effort the motorist took on this note. He even found the proper meme, printed it, and left it in the driver’s car.
The Meme
Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?
Anyone would be outraged if something like this happened to their car. However, the perpetrator may be even more upset because he or she used peanut butter to write a letter for the driver of this vehicle. Consider foregoing your favorite peanut butter in order to write a note to someone who has offended you.
Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Take a look at how clever this person is. If there ever was an excellent rendition of Carly Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe, this is it! Simply consider the note. The word choice and placement are flawless. The lyrics were perfect. Also, the notion that whoever wrote the message could have come up with such lyrics.
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Happy Holidays!
This message is self-explanatory. Just have a look at it. Everything had been properly planned and executed. I don’t know about you, but if I received such a letter, I would never park in that location again. I’d be scared to death. Isn’t this a wonderful message to get over the holidays?
Happy Holidays
Just That Simple
This note wasn’t as intricate or extensive as the ones we’ve showed you, but it got the point across. Its writer made a point of not sugarcoating anything and getting straight to the point.
Just That Simple
Parking Guideline
This is also one of our favorites. Isn’t giving someone a rule the best way to teach them to perform better? This, on the other hand, was more than just an idea. It was both easy and aggravating. I’m not sure about you, but if I were you, I’d keep this in mind.
Parking Guideline
Fudge You
This message screams fury and venom. Examine it out. Who writes a message on a windshield with that many “f**k” in it? But who are we to make such a call? This person was enraged and having a hard time. This was most likely not the first time this motorist has parked in this manner.
Fudge You
Please Have Mercy
We are convinced that if someone files this type of appeal, they have received numerous parking fines. Instead of asking for the ticketing officer, why not park somewhere else or look for a pleasant site to park your car? If you were the Ticket Officer, would you spare this car?
Please Have Mercy
What Grammar?
This is a lengthy message, but reading it reveals that it is riddled with gibberish. Did you really have time to type all of this crap when all you want to say to the motorist is “don’t park like a tool?” You’ve simply made yourself doubt your grammatical skills.
What Grammar
Who? Stevie Wonder?
This is a hilarious note. Why would you involve a child in this? What is the purpose of dragging Stevie Wonder? The next time you write a letter, just get to the point quickly so the receiver understands how bad his parking situation is. But I’m just curious. Do you think Stevie Wonder, like this driver, has terrible parking skills?
Who? Stevie Wonder?
What A Jerk
It was only a matter of time until this individual got his comeuppance. What gives you the idea that you’d park in a disabled spot? That’s a total jerk move. Give that parking spot to someone in desperate need. Take your privileged card to a new location! I’m hoping he’ll be served.
What A Jerk
Take The Bus
This man had to have seen a lot of autos parked in the wrong position. I’m curious how many cards he made specifically for those annoying occasions, which is actually better when you think about it. Instead of writing one, it would save you time, and you wouldn’t have to think about what to write on it. It made me question if we should start carrying such cards as well.
Take The Bus
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
Nothing is worse than someone taking the time to write a lengthy letter, having it printed, and then returning to place it on your windshield. Who makes that type of effort? Obviously, this person. It was made further scary by Liam Neeson’s remark.
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Another meme made it onto our list, however unlike the first, this one was handwritten and sketched. These people are extremely skilled, and the fact that they had so much time to sketch and look for a meme is incredible!
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Thanks For Being Rude!
Despite the fact that this letter was neither written nor placed on the windshield, he or she was able to express his or her feelings. It is rude to park in a spot that has been shoveled for you. Next time, don’t be such a slacker and go find your own parking spot.
Thanks For Being Rude
Dear Guy
It’s short and sweet, yet it packs a powerful blow. This note isn’t as extensive as some of the others on our list, but it serves its purpose. If you don’t want to be labeled as a jerk by the general public, choose a good parking location. There’s not much else to say about this photograph. The image is self-explanatory.
Dear Guy
Are You Katrina?
We’ve all seen the damage caused by storm Katrina, but if there’s one thing I don’t like, it’s being likened to a storm, especially when it results in a fatality. This note appears to be well-thought-out. Although it may appear gloomy and foreboding to some, it is funny in other ways.
Are You Katrina?
My Ice Cream Melted!
This has to be one of the most amusing windshield messages on the list! We were in tears from laughing so hard when we read this. It made us want to track down the individual and give him or her a box of ice cream. Of course, ice cream is completely frozen and delicious. Please, Mr. Important, do not double park the next time so that this citizen can enjoy his or her ice cream.
My Ice Cream Melted
When in New York
We all know how chaotic New York City and its citizens can be, especially during the week, so the weekends are their main source of relaxation. I understand why the two people who left these messages did so. Isn’t it true that no one wants to ruin their weekend?
When In New York
Why Are You So Mad?
This statement, which was placed on the windshield, is both overwhelming and direct. I would dread getting a letter like this on my windshield. But let us not rush to conclusions. This person’s wrath must have a reason, and it has something to do with this driver’s bad parking skills.
Why Are You So Mad?
Want Some Vaseline?
I don’t know about you, but this note scared me. Simply have a glance at the letter. Do you want to get your door knobs and wipers vaselined? And how long will it take for a tow truck to arrive at your location? Even though it appears to be entirely acceptable, I would not park there again if I were you. At the very least, the individual has warned you. So, the next time, take it and park it somewhere else.
Want Some Vaseline?
Thanks, X
The concept is that it doesn’t really matter what you use to write a windshield message. It doesn’t matter if it’s on a scrap of paper or a pad; it’s all good, especially if someone has parked in an inconvenient location.
Thanks X
Nice Parking Job
Nothing beats leaving a flurry of notes instead of just one. Consider how well-crafted these windshield notes are. Apart from that, we’re not sure what these notes are worth to you. I hope this driver has learned his or her lesson.
Nice Parking Job
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Another contemporary song by Carly Rae Jespen. Unlike the previous, this one does not rhyme at all. But that’s okay. Isn’t it more important that you were able to express yourself?
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Harry Potter?
Bloody Sardine… Harry Potter… Is that understood? In any case, the next time you park, make sure to give enough space for the car in front, beside, or behind you. Make sure there is enough room in the next car for the person to depart.
Harry Potter?
No Brainer
I’m not sure anything will do greater damage to your ego than this. This individual may have complimented your parking, but you can tell it’s all sarcasm. Make sure your parking is in order the next time if you don’t want to be classified as a stupid.
No Brainer
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Is it possible that the tow truck driver penned this letter himself? In any event, the vehicle’s owner is extraordinarily fortunate. It’s a good thing the individual who left the message was too exhausted to request that the car be removed. Who wants their car towed, after all? No one, I’m sure.
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Savage Bob
We can all agree that Bob wins this one for crossing the line solely to leave this driver with a harsh windshield message. Bob may have traveled slowly, but given this driver’s awful parking skills, he deserved it. This merely goes to show that Bob is not someone to mess with.
Savage Bob
Justifiable Dent
When we read this note, we couldn’t help but laugh. I’m not sure if the individual who wrote this was apologizing or just trying to annoy the driver of the car with their bad parking skills. It’s obvious that the latter was the case. I’m curious how many dings and scrapes were present. We hope he’s learned his lesson.
Justifiable Dent
Thanks For Checking
This car owner was probably irritated when he noticed this note on his windshield. But wait, there’s more. That was the window of the car. Someone may have broken this driver’s window because they were angered by his poor parking. We can only hope that the company’s auto insurance coverage covers shattered windows.
Thanks For Checking
Detailed Lesson Plan
First and foremost, let us all acknowledge this person’s efforts in writing this note. Take a look at the level of detail in this windshield note. This individual even provided a drawing. By far the most lovely windshield sound we’ve ever heard. I’m not sure what will happen if this individual does not learn their lesson.
Detailed Lesson Plan
Color The Turtle
What could be more humiliating than having your parking abilities compared to those of a three-year-old toddler? None. That’s horrible enough when you think about it, but there’s something much worse. It’s being given a turtle print to show you how to color inside the lines.
Color The Turtle
A For Effort
It’s amusing how this individual has a printed-out card for every driver that fails to park properly. For effort, I give you an A! This person must be dealing with a lot of mis-parked cars in order to have a well-designed and formal printed card.
A For Effort
Great Day?
I’m not sure about you, but would you still have a good day after reading this windshield letter left for you? No, I don’t think so. What important is that this person said what they intended to convey.
Great Day
Transformers
Consider how brilliant this windshield note is. It’s intriguing how this person came up with such a wonderful idea. What a unique way to leave a message on a driver’s windshield with a mis-parked car.
Transformers
Hiya Cowboy!
This windshield note isn’t as neat and professional as the ones shown here, but it works well as a bookmark. The most important thing is that this card conveys the message it was designed to express.
Hiya Cowboy
Confusing
Take a look at the scribble on the windshield. It’s not as simple to grasp as you may assume, yet it works perfectly. Although the diagram is a little intricate, it is still easy to understand, and the topic was given in a clear and succinct manner.
Confusing
A Republican?
Anyone who reads this note will almost certainly be offended. I’m sorry if I offended you, but being likened to a Republican? However, we must confess that, aside from being disrespectful, the note is also entertaining. To prevent being mistaken for a Republican, don’t park in two spaces.
A Republican?
Worst Neighbor Award
If you carefully read the message, you will see that it began on a positive note. However, the message became increasingly violent and aggressive as it went. You can tell how angry this person was when he or she sent this message. I’m interested how the driver felt after reading the note. What was it like to be known as the “worst neighbor”?
Worst Neighbor Award
Poor Chevy
Consider the driver’s reaction when he read this letter. This note is really insulting and unappealing. Consider the phrase used by this individual. It even made this driver’s automobile seem bad. If you don’t want to receive negative messages, make sure your automobile is correctly parked.
Poor Chevy
How To Park?
If we had to pick a favorite note from the entire list, it would have to be this one, which includes diagrams and detailed instructions. Consider how this individual went to great lengths to write precise, step-by-step directions.
How To Park?
Wear Protection
This is one approach of conveying your message successfully. However, I must say that this is our favorite windshield message. It’s not only funny, but it’s also a pretty clever method to leave a message. This man even carried a condom with him, which perfectly fit the statement. It appeared that whoever gave it had brought it expressly for that moment.
Wear Protection
Jigsaw
Consider yourself a traffic cop, and you see something like this on a car you’re about to ticket. I’m not sure about you, but I wouldn’t hesitate to issue a ticket to the driver of this car. What a clever method to annoy a traffic cop.
Jigsaw
Hey Mickey!
I really hope the kids miss this. This person has its own form of a notecard to be left for persons who improperly park their cars, similar to the ones previously stated. But this one is distinct from the first ones listed. Simply observe it.
Hey Mickey!
Look! Squirrels!
Observe yet another amusing windshield notice in your vehicle. We all started laughing at this note. This kind of note being left behind is really thoughtful of the author. We laughed hysterically at it. Our day was made.
Look Squirrels
No Offense But Your Van Is Creepy
This gentleman was the complete opposite of the other people on our list who left nasty and impolite messages. This person respectfully requested the owner of the van to park it somewhere else since it frightens him in a note that was posted on the van’s windshield. At least it was asked nicely of the driver.
No Offense But You Van Is Creepy
Please?
Would you let this car past just this once, if you were the ticket warden? Do you believe the driver’s pleading? Do you believe it was successful? In our opinion, no. But at least he continued to try, the driver. Sometimes you have to give something a shot before you can tell if it will work.
Please
Congratulations?
Is it just me, or does this feel unsettling? A balloon-themed note inside the vehicle? How exactly did those balloons enter the vehicle? Shady, yes? The person who did this was so obnoxious that they went to such lengths to irritate the car’s driver.
Congratulations
You Are A Parking Pig
Didn’t that just touch the spot? It just doesn’t sound nice when someone refers to you as a pig or compares you to one. But at the very least exercise caution when parking your vehicle. Be mindful of other motorists as well. Unless, of course, you’re a pig who doesn’t care at all.
You Are A Pig
Facebook Button Approved
The one Facebook button deserving of those with terrible parking habits. Simple but quite obvious. The messages were quite direct and concise. However, let’s not forget to recognize the efforts made by the individual who edited and printed out the cards for posting on improperly parked cars.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
Some youngsters look forward to the first day of school while others view it as the end of the world. Aside from that, finding a parking spot is the biggest challenge faced by kids during the school day. Now, if this driver received a nasty message, I wouldn’t be shocked. Just observe how the car was parked. The driver anticipated it. So unkind and self-centered.
First Day Of School
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Observe how the owner of this car posted a letter on the windshield pleading with potential thieves not to steal any of its possessions. Perhaps the next time, instead of just leaving your car outside your house with smashed windows, why not have it fixed first? Simply put, you didn’t let anyone to steal your possessions from inside the automobile. You inspired them to try to take your car.
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Mr. T Rex Who?
Where did this originate from, Mr. T-Rex? You should be aware that whoever wrote the lengthy statement on your car’s windshield is so furious and unhappy with you that they were compelled to write it. Just go fix your alarm system to stop this from happening.
Mr. T Rex Who?
As Soon As Possible!
This note may not have been as lengthy as some on our list, but it definitely got the point across. Parking can appear simple to some, but if everyone knew how to do it correctly, no one would have left a note like this. Therefore, it is only fair to suggest that this driver hire people to teach them how to park.
As Soon As Possible
Pad A Nice Day
Such a unique way to leave someone a note. Who would have imagined that menstrual pads could be used for notes? Joking aside, we don’t know what else will be apparent to you if this message still isn’t.
Pad A Nice Day
From All of Us
Imagine being despised by everyone on your street for having poor parking habits. Dude, you’ve got to answer that correctly. Additionally, you are already entitled to two places just because your automobile is fancier and more expensive than everyone else’s on your street. Please exercise caution.
From All Of Us
Cute Bunny
Once more, use the printed note cards. Even this adorable bunny finds the driver’s poor parking technique intolerable. Still, I’m astonished at how many people are engaging in this. These cards require a lot of editing, as does coming up with a clever message. Not to mention the money you have to spend on printing them.
Cute Bunny
Pull Out
I don’t know what else will offend you more than this. I’m curious as to how poor of a parking job this motorist did for someone to wish that your father had abandoned you. How horrible could it really be, I ask?
Pull Out