The aisles of Walmart are filled with people who are all but your regular shoppers. They are the fashionistas, trend-setters, mavericks and masterminds behind fashion’s next big thing…or at least that is what they think. Without further ado, let’s jump into the gallery of the funniest and most ridiculous Walmart shoppers caught on tape.
Hilarious Walmart Photos That Are Hard To Explain
It’s Not All Fairytales
When you read the story of Rapunzel, you definitely had a different image in your head, we all did. But sometimes reality isn’t Disney, but hey, it does look a whole lot sturdier to climb up. Am I right?
It’s Not All Fairytales
Getting Tailed
Richard couldn’t shake the feeling that someone was tailing him wherever he went. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling, but he felt that he was being outfoxed by the shadow lurking behind him.
Getting Tailed
Quick Run
It was 10 pm, way after when Tony was supposed to be in bed and watching reruns of Bay Watch. Suddenly he realized that he hadn’t picked up a present for his and Maggie’s anniversary. Too bad it was laundry day.
Quick Run
Walking The Lizard
Lizzy was insistent that it was a perfect day to go shopping at Walmart. She convinced her human to get in the car and drive her to their local branch. There was one rule Lizzy had to follow, and that was not to leave her owner’s hair.
Walking The Lizard
Walmart Bus
You don’t feel like walking? At Walmart you can just get on an electric cart and drive yourself around. Don’t feel like driving a cart? That’s okay, you can just link your cart to a bunch of others, and ladies and gentlemen, you have the Walmart bus.
Walmart Bus
Pushing The Limits
All right, all right, everybody calm down – it’s not what you think. This kid didn’t actually want to push the shopping cart with his mother and little brother inside it, it was a punishment. Oh wait, that’s exactly what you thought.
Pushing The Limits
They’re Real I Swear
“What do you mean they’re ‘not real Uggs?'” she asked. Just like Kellogg’s, if it doesn’t say Uggs on the shoes, it’s not Uggs in the shoes. These shoes definitely have the word Uggs on them, so they must be real.
They’re Real I Swear
Monkey Business
It’s no secret that animals love Walmart. In fact, monkeys are known to go ape over the peanut prices and the banana discounts. This woman knew exactly where to take her little “Abu” on his birthday.
Monkey Business
Can’t Believe It
No matter what it is, if you want it you have to go after it… even if it’s on the top shelf… and even if you’re confined to a wheelchair. One’s goals are usually found just outside of their comfort zone, on the top shelf.
Can’t Believe It
Flaunt It
My mother always told me that if you’ve got it, you can flaunt it. She didn’t go into the details of how much of something you have to have, and apparently this guy got the same unclear memo.
Flaunt It
They Grow On You
We all know that shoes don’t last forever, especially for kids. Children tend to outgrow their shoes, and then what? Well this woman had a solution and it was so impressive that she even continued the habit once she became an adult. The only thing she didn’t take into account was that her feet weren’t growing anymore.
They Grow On You
Dog Food Aisle
What can you find in the dog food aisle? Well, dog food of course. But people don’t eat dog food, dogs do. So that might explain why there were dogs shopping in Walmart… might.
Dog Food Aisle
Meat Me On Aisle 3
Oh, Daniel. He was always taking everything too literally. When his girlfriend told him to meet her on aisle 3, he did just that… kind of. Too bad for Kate, she couldn’t find him for at least half an hour.
Meat Me On Aisle 3
A Slow Day
It’s important to take your pets out for a walk every day. If you’ve got a tortoise, he’s no exception. Going to Walmart with him will certainly slow down your shopping experience, but at least you’re taking him out.
A Slow Day
No Dogs Allowed
Walmart has a strict policy against bringing dogs into their stores. What they don’t have however, is a policy against bringing ferrets in for a day of shopping. Dude with wig and ferret 1 – 0 Walmart.
No Dogs Allowed
Be The Rainbow
Just like the advice of Bruce Lee, “be like water”. Okay, that wasn’t very clear or meaningful. This woman, when going shopping for party favors, becomes one with the birthday party aisle.
Be The Rainbow
Fashionistas… Kind Of
We’re all for staying young by speaking like the kids, dressing like the kids and sometimes behaving like the kids. These two are too adorable, but someone has got to tell him that he’s outfit is kind of all wrong.
Fashionistas… Kind Of
Captain America’s Day Out
Haven’t we all wondered what superheros do when they’re not out saving the world? You might be surprised to know that a lot of them just hang out at Walmart. I know, it’s kind of strange, but it’s true.
Captain America’s Day Out
Hazing
It was a long-lived tradition of the 46th precinct for rookie cops to lick the floor at Walmart while being handcuffed. It wasn’t the station’s proudest tradition, but it was theirs and nobody else’s.
Hazing
Pit Stop
Getting married is a milestone in most people’s lives, as is going to Walmart minutes before your wedding. Some things can’t wait, and if swiping your card at Walmart to get points is one of those things, then go for it.
Pit Stop
The Easter Bunny Man
The kids were thrilled when the Easter Bunny himself showed up at Walmart…what a fun Easter surprise!
The Easter Bunny Man
A Smart Mom
After having strangers touch her baby everywhere she went, this mom decided to take measures into her own hands. Hands off people!
A Smart Mom
Sale Of The Month
When Walmart promised a sale, they definitely delivered. This pair of jeans was 80% off! Man, you don’t get deals like that, almost ever! The price was pretty low too, by the way.
Sale Of The Month
The Watchful Eye
His kids were always causing mayhem whenever he looked away, even for a second. He decided to get a tattoo that would teach em’!
The Watchful Eye
The Worst Punishment
These two had enough of their son whining for one day. They decided to teach him a lesson, and a mean one at that!
The Worst Punishment
Laundry Day
Extreme measures must be taken when all of your clothes are dirty. They better buy him some new clothes…and fast!
Laundry Day
Still Trending
Jeff was on his way to play some tennis with his pals. Hence, the water jug and Pepsi pack on the conveyor belt!
Still Trending
Where Are They?
Matching outfits were the thing in 2000…for 5 year-olds. These two must love each other a whole lot!
Where Are They?
Supermarket Plunge
Ladies and gentlemen, selfies might just be out of the picture. The new trend of “plunging” people is on its way to becoming the new in! It isn’t complicated at all, really. All you need to do it is stick a plunger on your body or on someone else’s. My advice? Make sure it’s unused.
Supermarket Plunge
Always Take Clothes To Grandma
Shopping days with grandma are always the best. Her fashion sense is one worth trusting…clearly from this young man’s outfit!
Always Take Clothes To Grandma
She Just Forgot The Eggs
Life is so difficult. She forgot the eggs, and the checkout line is too long now to go back!
She Just Forgot The Eggs
Yummy! Oh, Wait
What I would do for a massive ice-cream right now… wait, what’s that?! It isn’t an ice-cream, now we know that, but it wasn’t a far cry thinking that it was.
Yummy! Oh, Wait
Parking Lot Superhero
Here we find another superhero who has to find a way to make more out of the hours in his day. He doesn’t get paid to guard the cars in the parking lot, because he does it out of the kindness of his own heart.
Parking Lot Superhero
Walmart Festival
What do you mean you haven’t heard of “The Walmart Festival”? Yeah, you’re supposed to dress up as ridiculous as possible. Oh, right. That’s just a regular day at the shopping center.
Walmart Festival
The Boss Can’t See Me
Doug figured that with the many aisles at Walmart, he could catch a nap under the boss’ radar. Unfortunately he was wrong, and this photograph would accompany Doug’s form of dismissal just one hour later.
The Boss Can’t See Me
Mrs. Wolverine
Not everyone becomes a movie star. Mrs. Wolverine is the responsible one in the Wolverine home, making sure that the house is filled with groceries. There are few things worse than having an angry werewolf come home hungry.
Mrs. Wolverine
Year After Year
Ever since Helen was 9 years old, she added another ponytail to her hair on her birthday. It had already been quite a number of years when she had started to tread on her own hair. From that moment on, she started cutting back one each year.
Modern Repunzel
Oh, Dennis
It was Dennis’ first time attending a Scottish wedding, and he was ecstatic. He vividly remembered seeing a YouTube video with the groomsmen wearing some sort of skirt for the ceremony. He was dressed to impress.
Oh, Dennis
Walmart Celebrity
Who would have thought that from all the characters roaming around Walmart, this one would become the “Walmart Celebrity”? Her interesting outfits and charismatic charm have earned her the unique title.
Walmart Celebrity
I’m Blue…
No, she really is blue! What do you think she’s looking for here? Our guess is a bottle of blue body paint and what she will do with it we’ll leave to your imagination.
I’m Blue…
Love Is In The Air
When Valentine’s Day comes around, there’s almost no way to stop being bombarded by its message and charm. Victor can definitely attest to that, only someone has to tell him that it’s the middle of June.
Love Is In The Air
Saving Time
Heaven knows we’ve all got a million things to do in a day, if only we had a bit more time. There are some very smart people out there who know how to multi-task and get more than one thing done at a time.
Saving Time
Cruella De Vil
Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you don’t need to get groceries for the week! Cruella De Vil proves our point!
Cruella De Vil
There He Is
He didn’t want people to keep forgetting his name so he decided to just tattoo it on the back of his head! Hello Jesus!
There He Is
Vikings’ Water
Vikings need water to survive too…they aren’t immune to dehydration, whatever you may think! It seems this Viking is a Fiji water fan…no Aquafina water here!
Vikings’ Water
Air Freshener
This is what happens when your skunk refuses to wait in the car while you shop.
Air Freshener
Two Piece Lingerie
Gloria didn’t just want the bra…she had to have the mannequin as well! Let’s see if the staff will sell it to her!
Two Piece Lingerie
Serious Shoppers
Since when is Walmart the shooting range? The snow deterred these two from the outdoors so they had to get creative.
Serious Shoppers
Shopping With Grandpa
This kid was sure his grandpa would realize how much he hated grocery shopping by pulling this joke. Too bad he’s actually slowing grandpa down and dragging out the process!
Shopping With Grandpa
Shopping With Granny
When your grandson decides he’s too tired to walk and he’s too big for the seat in the cart…
Shopping With Granny
Blast From The Past
Teddy hired a show cast to dance around his store on Mardi Gras of 2018. He just had to snap a photo with his two favorites!
Blast From The Past
Howdy Cowboy
Being a cowboy takes tough work; this guy needed his share of vegetables as well! Veggies will keep his muscles and bones strong for the ring!
Howdy Cowboy
Elvis At Walmart
Elvis couldn’t believe the staff ID’d him…he feels he looks older than 40 for sure! His face looks less than enthused with the “compliment”.
Elvis At Walmart
They Kept Their Promise
That person who actually buys this for the 2 cent reduction needs to re-evaluate themselves!
They Kept Their Promise
Brutally Honest
This grandpa is fed up and instead of repeating himself over and over, he’d rather write it down on a sign. The creativity is there, but the spelling could use some work for sure…
Brutaly Honest
Where Are The Pins?
This groom needed a phone case quick before his wedding was about to begin. Let’s hope he picked one to match his cool inflatable tux!
Where Are The Pins?
When She Spends Too Much
She wouldn’t stop buying everything in the clothes department, so her husband decided to take things into his own hands.
When She Spends Too Much
Welcome Honeymoon
She loved her wedding dress so much she didn’t want to take it off. Let’s just say her husband didn’t feel the same way about his tux.
Welcome Honeymoon
Cowboy Boots
Choosing the right Christmas decorations for your limited edition cowboy boots is a complex job. His face shows how deep in thought he is.
Cowboy Boots
The Beast
This shopper was having a bad hair day and decided to grab a wig for the day. We think she made her bad hair day even worse!
The Beast
Ramen Noodles
“Bro, do you wanna be Ramen noodles for Halloween?” “Yeah, man let’s do it!” “First stop, Walmart. We have to eat Ramen in our Ramen costumes”!!!
Ramen Noodles
No Explanation Needed
See that little boy behind him? Yeah, he decided it would be funny to dump glitter all over this poor man. We have no words!
No Explanation Needed