Needs To Be Es-Carted Out
This guy needs an escort team to be es-carted out of this parking lot. We’d say this is a bit harsh, as it looks like the weather is pretty cold and snowy, but hey, you pay the price for the damage you do. You park in two spots, you feel the effects of park revenge.

Needs To Be Es-Carted Out
That’s Not How That Works
Usually people with nice cars try to avoid chaotic situations, but this wasn’t the case here. The owner of this Lexus didn’t care who got in his way; all he cared about was “fitting” into this parking space. We’re sure someone scratched this car on their way out!

That’s Not How That Works