Selfish Parkers Get Owned – Car Insurance Won’t Help These Guys

Published on 05/13/2019
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Safety First

Too cheap to buy your own condoms? Then just park like a jerk and wait. This person is the condom fairy, and they’re looking out for the world by protecting people who are definitely too dumb to procreate. There are enough awful parkers in the world, we don’t need any more joining the crew. While this was probably pretty embarrassing to see while getting back to the car, I’m sure this guy will be much more aware of how he’s parking from now on! Let’s all say thank you to the condom fairy for doing the job we all wish we had the guts to do.

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Out Of The Box

Do you think parallel parking is hard? Well, it’s not nearly as difficult as perpendicular parking. Or maybe this is just the first-ever commercially produced car that has a strafe function. That would be cool. We’re not really sure why this guy had to be so extra instead of pulling into the parking spot like everyone else; maybe he parked like this when no one else was around and these cars decided to retaliate… no matter how this weird situation happened, we wish him the best of luck in getting his car out!

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