You Will Feel The Need To Sharpen Your Parking Skills When You See Karma In Action
When we talk about parking, it is common knowledge that many people are simply bad at it. Generally, these people tend to park pretty far from everyone else and practice until they get better at it. But some do the opposite and park horribly wherever they like. Karma really got these bad parkers! Take a look at sweet justice served!
Monster Truck Warning
If you ever find a note slipped behind your windshield when you head back to your car, you can be sure it won’t have a nice message written on it. Sure, there are rare cases, but that is definitely the exception and not the rule. Oftentimes, the people behind this are those who hit your car or disapprove of how you parked your vehicle. This rang true for the photo you are looking at. Apparently, the owner of this monster truck was inconvenienced. It goes without saying that a person who owns his very own monster truck would be more than happy to crush someone else’s car.
Monster Truck Warning
For The Good Of Society: Park Your Darn Car
We get this guy is upset but harsh words! The writer of this note appeals directly to the soul of the issue: a bad parking job is the sign of a lack of society and class. This note writer tells the bad parker to look into his soul and understand why nobody likes him. We get he’s upset but ouch no?
For The Good Of Society: Park Your Darn Car
The Facebook Button We All Want
We have been awaiting the time that a facebook dislike button would be made and now its finally here. This person took their time to create these cards which mean he was pretty pissed off. But hey, it made us entertained!
The Facebook Button We All Want
It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.
At first, this note seems okay, pretty calm, not so bad. Then you keep reading and you quickly understand it’s not what you expected. Not only do they wish the owner’s dog forgot their potty training but they also dish out the worst neighbor award. Double burn.
It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.
Fire
Every single driver out there should know that it is illegal to park in front of a fire hydrant. Unfortunately, not a lot of people care when they are desperate for a place to park the car. This is when they decide to go after convenience and park on the curb even if they block the hydrant in the process! While fire hydrants are not used as often as one would think, we can’t know when a fire will suddenly start. It is important to be able to put out a fire when necessary, which is why it is illegal to park your car in front of one. This is what would happen if you were inconsiderate enough to do this in an actual emergency.
Fire
No Parking
Face it, we have all parked in a spot we should not have at some point in our lives. When you need to get somewhere as quickly as possible, you will likely park in whatever available spot you see without stopping to see if it is allowed. There are times when you can easily tell if you are allowed or not allowed to park somewhere. In this instance, you can easily catch that the trash cans read “No Parking” in bold letters. Despite this visible clue, the Range Rover opted to take his chance and park there anyway. A pissed staff member eventually took advantage of what he had on his hands and use the cans to inconvenience the driver.
No Parking
Award Winner
If you happen to be the owner of a sweet and expensive ride, we would like to extend our congratulations. You must have done very well for yourself somehow, so you definitely deserve such a nice car. Unfortunately, some people begin to act all entitled after making this hefty purchase. One of the worst parking mistakes you can do is to park in two spots. When you have a car as nice and expensive as yours, you should do everything to avoid damaging it. The person who noticed this went out of his way to award the owner with the parking contest trophy. Of course, he did not forget to add how the driver is much better than the rest of us!
Award Winner
Just Like Royalty
It might be clear to most people, but allow us to explain quickly for the people not in the know. When you are studying how to drive, the first things you must learn are the rules and laws of the road. There are specific lines, shapes, and signs that stand for all sorts of things. Is that clear? Good. You are looking at a driver who did not realize what the lines mean… or simply did not care. Regardless of which one it is, this is not a space designated for parking. As you can see here, the driver probably thought the law did not apply to them. We are glad someone took the time to make a point!
Just Like Royalty
Turtle, Turtle
People’s parking jobs are just getting worst but the windshield notes are definitley getting funnier. When you first see this note you may say, “Aww a turtle, how cute.” But then you’ll read the rest and quickly change your mind. Funny analogy, thats for sure!
Turtle, Turtle
Taken
If you’re a Taken fan this note will hit home for you. An excellent movie that is known for Liam Neeson’s famous line will gives you chills all around your body. This person threatens this bad parker by making this line his own. Nicely done, we applaud you.
Taken
White Lines
It is not a secret that parking is rather difficult at times. We are glad they put the white lines to let drivers know where they should park. It even reveals how much space every car should take up. More often than not, drivers follow the lines and then park their cars accordingly. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Some drivers choose to ignore the lines and do as their heart desires. In this case, the drivers of these two cars were not having it and decided to block the Mustang. Heroes!
White Lines
Parking Meme To The Rescue
You can really say so much with only just a few words. This note here is pretty self-explanatory, the person used a classic meme to express their anger about someone else’s parking. The person was pretty prepared for this, as he has a printed meme ready to go. Likely, this is an ongoing issue for these two. Bottom line: Park in the correct spot!
Parking Meme To The Rescue
Wrapped Up
It is not all that hard to park within the space designed by the white lines, is it? Apparently, some people disagree. They decided to consider the white lines as mere suggestions instead of true indicators. The result is that they pretty much mess up the parking spots for other drivers. This is a pretty small car, all things considered. They have zero excuses to park in more than a single space. Karma sure came for the driver! The people riding the red car decided to show them what revenge meant by wrapping the whole car in plastic wrap.
Wrapped Up
Learn To Park, Rich Dude
Wow, this note hits all the right places. This person know what they were doing when they were writing this note. First by attacking the BMW owner for being rich and then taking it home by bringing up their elderly grandmother! What if the letter writer had their handicapped grandmother over for a visit? Her death, presumably from the long walk, would without a doubtr be on his shoulders. So go take those parking lessons, and save a life in the meanwhile!
Learn To Park, Rich Dude
You’ve Been Chopped
It is true that we do not know what the driver did, but we highly doubt that they were completely innocent. Of course, let us not discount the idea that someone could have had a grudge against them. What we do know is that this was carried out by someone who wanted to teach the driver a lesson! In order to execute this plan, that person probably went into a store and purchased a total of five axes. That sounds a little odd, but sure. However, the kicker here is that they had to use up all the strength in their reserves to bury the axes that deep into the car. A for effort?
You’ve Been Chopped
Hot Mess
It is not hard at all to badly park your car, be it stopping right on the lines or parking it crookedly. Those are forgivable offenses, however. After all, there are people who decide to go all out! If you want our opinion, it looks like the driver tried their hardest to park as far away from the white lines as possible. Not only did they do a terrible job at parking, but they also parked over four spaces overall. Clearly, they did not even give normal parking a shot. What a mess! Well, we are glad someone decided to be proactive about. They resorted to toilet paper, streamers, cones, and crime scene tape! Justice served.
Hot Mess
Clever Jack
Come on Jack, this is pretty lame. The least you could do is leave a fake email or phone number to give the person you hit a little bit of home. We know you don’t want a ticket, but this is just plain rude and disrespectful!
Clever Jack
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
If you ever park your car using two spaces, you better watch out because this person will want to tell you off. Well, at least they did not do it angrily. They were going to do it by expressing their disappointment, which is considerably worse than the former. This incredible letter starts off using fancy words and then went on to talk about their argument firmly but calmly. On top of that, Spiderman himself signed it! What could possibly be cooler than this?
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Follow The Yellow Paint Line
We all know how you should follow the yellow brick road. However, we just want you to know that it is just as important to follow the yellow paint line. The person wanted to go to the Land of Oz but wanted to do it in a modern way. They did have to deal with a tornado, but they did park across two slots in the parking lot. As you can imagine, the other people who were looking for parking did not appreciate this selfish act. One angry driver decided that it was time to show this person what they seem to want. We’re talking about a yellow line they can follow, of course.
Follow The Yellow Paint Line
Not-So-Smart Car
Smart cars are best known for how compact they are. Although you would not be able to fit four people in a vehicle like this, they are excellent for squeezing in small parking slots. This will be useful every now and then. It feels like the owner of this smart car went overboard and parked somewhere that is not considered a parking space. Some guys knew it was time to give him a lesson by putting the car in parking jail. Oops.
Not-So-Smart Car
Post It Online
These days, it feels like nearly everything will eventually find its way online in one form or another. After seeing how terrible this parking job was, they just had to do something about this. Although the person who parked was not doing any harm, you just have to give feedback on their poor parking skills. That was how this note came to be. Placed on the windshield of this car, the note said the driver should look out for photo evidence of their terrible parking on the internet!
Post It Online
Short And To The Point
Some people take their time and try to come up with the funniest puns they can. Others are so livid that they don’t want to explain their anger. This note perfectly displays this. There are no excuses to be made here, just park your car right and don’t make someone else angry.
Short And To The Point
Instructions
We certainly understand how frustrating and maddening it is when someone parks in your driveway, effectively blocking out your car. There is nothing you can do if you need to get out. Worse, you do not even know when you can finally get out! Man, people are sure inconsiderate. After falling into this horrible situation, they decided to be the bigger person… kind of. Instead of scolding the driver, a life lesson was delivered. They must not be aware of what the driveway is for and how things like this worked. A little help was clearly needed and delivered!
Instructions
Parking Poetry
We feel like the person who wrote the poem was pleased with their efforts. What could possibly be more satisfying than writing a passive-aggressive piece and giving it to the person who ruined your day? More than anything, the writer wanted the driver to realize how their actions affect other people involved. Apart from parking poorly, they made people angry and wasted their precious time. We daresay it isn’t too much to ask for them to be a better person.
Parking Poetry
Modern Art
Sometimes, notes just would not do the job. This is especially true when someone parks on the sidewalk and stops pedestrians from walking freely. You cannot expect anyone to be happy about this. After doing just about everything to keep that person from doing this, they held onto hope that their efforts would bear fruit. Sadly, nothing seemed to work. A new approach was in order. As a matter of fact, they achieved more than that. Everyone loves some modern art to spruce up the place, right?
Modern Art
Driving School
When we are talking about getting revenge on people who are horrendous at parking, there are a couple of ways to do it. This is one of the better ways to handle the situation. I think everyone will agree when we say we could use a handy oversized $500 novelty check from “Driving School”. Hilarious! It is only natural for the check to be made out to nothing more than “Bad Parker”. Of course, the person who handed the check posed with the lady who parked her ford across two spaces. The giant pen sure makes for a nice touch.
Driving School
Spell It Out
A lot of people get mad when they find someone parks as if no one else matters. That is perfectly understandable, of course. There are not many things that are more frustrating in this day and age. Nonetheless, it takes a lot of guts to be able to smear “idiot” in all caps on a car. Let us just hope they decided to take the high route by using chocolate syrup instead of anything permanent. Hey, we understand where they were coming from but limits are important!
Spell It Out
You’ve Won
Well, we have to hand it to the person. They sure were creative and dedicated to their plan. These people exhausted their efforts by buying balloons, confetti, and ribbons. Let us not forget that the certificate brought everything together. To cap it off, they managed to put balloons inside the car! Now, can you imagine the reaction of the people who had to print out this award? We have to admit we would pay good money to know what the driver’s reaction was when they saw what happened.
You’ve Won
Let’s See How This Plays Out!
When you hit another car it’s only…immature… to blame the other person. We’ll never know if the writer was right or not, but it was pretty ballsy to blame the other parked car for the accident. Either way kudos to him for leaving his phone number, let’s see how this plays out.
Let’s See How This Plays Out!
Hellen Keller
It does not matter what happens… let us just say it is a low blow to use Helen Keller here! For the uninformed, the activist and author was the first deaf-blind person who earned a bachelor of arts. She wrote an autobiography as well. In Pennsylvania, they even hold a “Helen Keller Day” every year on the date of her birth. Without a doubt, she was an inspiring woman. As a testament to that, she got to meet every POTUS from Grover Cleveland to Lyndon Johnson. However, we sure got a good chuckle out of this.
Hellen Keller
Just For You
Apparently, there are way too many people who park over two well-marked spaces. As you can see here, someone got fed up and decided to do something about it. They probably passed by and decided to lend this driver a hand in their own way. In their effort to help out, the person drew lines for the driver to make him a special parking space. They even took the effort to write it out! Do you think the driver will be flattered by all the effort?
Just For You
Violation
Although the person who bought the confetti and balloons deserves kudos, we have to say we are impressed by this fellow in a different way. They actually went as far as to create a note that looks just like a parking ticket to give the driver a good scare. When the driver picks up the paper and reads what it says, they would be surprised to find an incredible soliloquy all about their terrible parking. Surprise!
Violation
You’re Surrounded
A quick glance will be all you need to see that this parking lot is full of poor decisions. After taking a closer look, however, you will arrive at the conclusion that it was a single bad decision in a sea of good ones. The driver said, “screw it” and parked anyway they wanted to. Apparently, this means parking across several spaces. The people who witnessed this could not let it slide, and who can blame them? They then surrounded the vehicle using their own cars to lock them in.
You’re Surrounded
Blind Jokes, Always Good
This person used one harsh joke to get to the point. Blind jokes are harsh, but they definitely do the job when attacking jerks who don’t have a care for others when parking their cars. It’s impressive that they left it at one joke and were sure it would do the trick, we would maybe need three jokes to prove our point.
Blind Jokes, Always Good
Trashing The Car
Normally, this is not what it is like when someone says some property was ‘trashed’. Well, this situation called for the literal meaning. As you can see below, the driver could not find anywhere to park… They decided to simply park in front of the garbage bins. Naturally, this resulted in a lot of hassle as no one could access the dumpsters. The people who lived nearby decided to do something about it. If you ever do this, just know that your car will be fair game.
Trashing The Car
The Missing Bike
Well, it seems like terrible parking is not just limited to cars. There are people who can’t park their bikes properly as well. The story is split into two parts, so let us explain. In the first photo, some jerk decided to park in a slot where a car could’ve been. Meanwhile, the second photo zooms in and shows us that someone parked the car in there! However, where could the bike have gone? We want you to inspect the bushes over there. Yup, that’s the bike right there.
The Missing Bike
Mother Nature
We have been discussing those who took revenge on the people who parked terribly. However, this intervention was not man-made like the others. Mother nature decided it was time to do her part. Fate, karma, call it what you will. Those three fallen trees will make an impact, that’s for sure. The cars that parked within the lines were safe from damage. The car that parked illegally cannot say the same thing. Bad luck. Now, if only they actually did things by the book…
Mother Nature
Killer Bob
Okay, we think Bob may have taken it a little too far when he first tore down this person’s entire self-esteem, and second as he wishes an accident on him too! We’d opt-out for some drivers ed advice, that probably sufficient to him in his place.
Killer Bob
Potato Clan
Can we talk about how impressive it was for the person to go through all the hassle just to make these? Someone give this guy an award for carving these four potatoes. Let us hope the terrible driver did not have a clue who was making this produce army. However, we would love to know if you have any leads. Did the person happen to have carved potatoes handy in case the opportunity arises? Or did they do the carving when they were needed? Ah, what a mystery.
Potato Clan
Think Of The Ice Cream
This note covers all the areas of what we dislike. Nicer cars, self-righteous parking, walking more than we need, AND melted ice cream! This note does a good job at making this parker feel bad because really come on, what’s worse than melted ice cream?
Think Of The Ice Cream
Feel Like A Star
We have all heard the old adage that goes like this: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”. This time, it was the pedestrian who did that. What is a guy to do when a car blocks the path day after day? They decided to turn the situation around instead of getting angry at the driver. They saw the opportunity to feel like a film star and slid across the hood a couple of times.
Feel Like A Star
Monster Truck
The person who owns this white car decided that it was too much to ask them to park in the proper spaces. This is the reason they parked right over multiple spots. How lovely is that? Well, if you ask the monster truck owner, they will tell you that a different adjective would be more accurate. Despite the situation at hand, the monster trucker chose to park normally. They literally drove over the white car’s hood! Well, it doesn’t get any louder and clearer than that.
Monster Truck
Literally Blocked In
Have you heard of anyone say they were blocked in and could not get out in time no matter what they did? Well, it sure seems like we have discovered the perfect person for this. As you can see here, they are certainly blocked in. If this was what happened, they probably parked in the wrong place. Yikes. It is also possible to figure out on our own that the one who left the car here was not going to have a chill time getting out there on the road. Only a certain type of person will receive treatment like this, after all. We bet you can figure out what the moral of the story here is.
Literally Blocked In
Good One
Okay someone definitely made this person angry and on more than one occasion. What kinds of people go and get business cards printed? These people must encounter bad parkers often, because they are willing to spend their own money on getting revenge.
Good One
It Was Raining
Now, can we truly judge the person who did this? We obviously could, although allow us to first explore what went down here. Like many people, this person was seeking out a parking spot. Unfortunately, there seemed to be no available slots left. That is until a miracle happened, and a slot opened up. The “parking spot” you are looking at here is not actually that. As a matter of fact, it was the parking lot for shopping carts! It was raining that day, so they must have thought they got lucky. Well, let us not cast fingers this time around. We have a couple of questions about that single cart, however. Maybe it is a story for a different day.
It Was Raining
Another Genius
Some people are simply incapable of learning their lesson. When they tell you to avoid parking in front of a hydrant, you should obey. This person probably thought something like, “The worst that can happen is that they will give me a ticket, and they won’t even do that!” Now, if only things unfold as you wish they would…When a fire began, the firemen did not have an easy time maneuvering and using the fire hose with this car around. Apparently, the person did not get a ticket for parking in that spot. However, they did get two smashed windows and quite a lot of water damage inside. Well, what did they expect to happen?
Another Genius
Word Doc
Showing off those Microsoft word skills. This person really worked hard on creating this document with instructions on how to properly park. Wow! A diagram and everything. If this bad parker takes up two spots after this, then they clearly need to go back to drivers ed.
Word Doc
You Get It
Hey, how is your Russian? If you said it isn’t great, we admit ours aren’t either. Well, it is a good thing that “actions speak louder than words”. You need to be careful where you leave your car when you are in Russia. You would not want it to end up like this, right? When you are told to “keep off the grass”, you should probably obey. It is not a flattering look when you have a toilet planted over the hood of the car, but points for creativity! Think of it this way: saying “good job” would not suffice, so a little gift should do the trick. Well, remember that this happened in Russia. Perhaps this is how they do it in their country.
You Get It
You’ve Been Bussed
This old lady was looking for a parking space near the bus station. However, we all know that it can be extremely difficult to find a vacant spot during the day. Therefore, you can imagine her relief when she saw something she did not expect to see. Her eyes couldn’t have been lying to her… or could they? She thought she just stumbled into one massive parking lot without a single car anywhere. She decided it must have been her lucky day, pulled into a slot, turned off her car, and jumped out to go get on a bus. Unfortunately, she did not realize it was actually a parking space exclusively for buses!
You’ve Been Bussed
This Will Be Interesting
Now, what are you going to do when someone pulls up and parks in your spot, but they are nowhere in sight? There are several things you can do, so let’s see what your best option is. Considering you are dealing with a small car, you can simply opt to have the car removed from the space. How, you ask? Well, you could probably just pick it up. Right, we did mention several other options. Well, the next best thing would be what you are looking at. Use a chain to link the front wheel and back wheel together. That’s it. Oh, there is one small issue, however. The small car will remain rooted there for a much longer time than this driver expected!
This Will Be Interesting
Passive Aggressive Engine Help
First class ticket to jerk island is awaiting this person. Who revs their engine at 7:30 in the morning?! The guy who left this expertly written sign was being too nice when he gave this jerk advice about potentially damaging his engine.
Passive Aggressive Engine Help
Garbage Parking
We apologize in advance for these terrible puns we are about to tell you. All right, you know what? If we’re being honest here, sorry not sorry! We have all bin there, done that, but that should not mean we will let this trashy treatment pass. It was probably terrible enough that you placed bins both in front and behind the car, but was it necessary to do everything else as well? What a garbage day it must have been for the driver. It looks a little like a real-life version of “Traffic”, doesn’t it? Would you say you could get out of that spot without any problems? Perhaps if you only drove out…
Garbage Parking
How Did This Go Wrong?
How hard is it to follow the pack and park in the same manner everyone else did? Based on exhibit A, the answer to that question is “rather hard”. We cannot deny just how much it seems like the Men in Black gathered for a meeting to talk about something important: the guy who could not park like everyone else. Perhaps it is days like this one when you realize you need to learn how to park better. When you come into work early and have the whole parking lot to yourself like this fellow did, sometimes it will backfire on you when you want to leave work early. Who would’ve thought it worked that way, huh?
How Did This Go Wrong?
Something Fishy
If you have seen as many films as we have, then you probably have several thoughts in mind at this moment. We do not think that this random guy in the parking lot with a dead fish is just a regular person. In fact, we are pretty sure that there is more to this moment than most people would think. You can’t convince us that the mafia has nothing to do with it! If you’ve seen The Godfather, there is a good chance you remember that bit where the guy wakes up to find a horse’s head in bed with him. Why should you bother with words when you can make a stronger impact with your words? Something tells us that the mafia isn’t fond of bad parkers…
Something Fishy
That’s Smart
What is your opinion on smart cars? For some people, they are insufferable on the road, whereas other people find them to be the best thing on the planet. To be fair, these vehicles are truly light on gas, excellent for parking, and easy to maneuver. We are not sure what these people were thinking. This is the best way to park four of these babies without causing anyone in the parking lot any inconvenience. However, we still have to address something first. These guys did not do anything to anger the big truck driver, although the fourth smart car would not be able to move out right away.
That’s Smart
Sticker Bomb
We bet you have heard about sticky bombs that attach to a car. Think of those in the James Bond films. However, we bet this is the first time you have learned about sticker bombing a car. This guy was not aware of all the very clear blue painted lines that mark the parking spaces in the opposite direction. Although we do support getting revenge on bad parkers, we think this one went a little overboard with it. After all, removing stickers from cars is not at all like peeling post-its off the wall. Regardless, we are sure that someone learned a lesson on that day. Legends say the sticker is still on that same car.
Sticker Bomb
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
This person took windshield writing one step further, they must have been really angry! Is it wrong that I have a craving for peanut butter jelly sandwiches now? And if I may add, this was one seriously pissed off person.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Can’t Touch This
It seems like all Jeep owners have something in common: the mentality that you can go wherever you please, even to locations other people can’t. However, that came to a halt when a sneaky individual clamped the front and back tires of this Jeep! Oh boy, we are sure the light went out of his eyes then. The idea of going to places no one else could visit all came crashing down before his eyes. This driver can no longer go to all the interesting and glamorous sites they had in their dreams. As a matter of fact, they would actually have a hard time going anywhere else! Oops.
Can’t Touch This
Nature VS Nurture
How nice is it for this person that their car was the home to two squirrels making love! This is quite funny that the writer of this letter witnessed this and used it for his revenge
Nature VS Nurture
Not The Best Idea
Do you know what is never a great idea? One answer that rings true is parking your car somewhere that is meant for a vehicle that is not yours. Among others, we are talking about disabled parking spots, police vehicle spots, and even motorcycle parking spaces. Hey, at least this motorcyclist knew it was for him. Someone here should have followed his example and knew the rules! The only problem with this situation is if the driver decides to move out of the parking space without checking what happens to be behind the SUV. If that happens, the motorcyclist will have to say goodbye to a perfectly good bike.
Not The Best Idea
Your Car Rocks
Nope, that is not a brand-new Toyota Camry “Stone Block” Edition. After all, that model has yet to come out! So what exactly are we looking at here? Well, this happens to be the aftermath of a car parked in the wrong place just before the driver found out what somebody inflicted on his car. Would you say that this was a justified course of action? Well, perhaps it really matters where the car was placed. Just imagine what would happen if this happened to the hospital entrance… nothing could be more wrong than blocking ambulances! However, who knows, maybe the driver was in the middle of an emergency. That is the only justifiable reason for this.
Your Car Rocks
Quite An Artist
Life is full of second chances. There are truly some cases where we deserve another chance. This was clearly a little miffed that someone decided to park the car in his rightful spot. However, he decided to focus on compassion instead of resorting to a call to the tow truck company. Apart from being a kind person, the individual happens to have a sense of humor and some artistry. This time, they decided to let the offending party off with just a warning this time. However, we doubt they will be lucky if they do it a second time. After all, what could be worse than finding your car missing the first thing in the morning?
Quite An Artist
Pray For Shoppers
Well, well, well. Can you guess who decided to strike again? That’s right, it is no one but the shopping cart correctional officer. A wrong move there will turn you into… er, a vehicle surrounded by barely functional shopping carts. Oh, and shall we mention that it is going to be extremely embarrassing if anyone else finds out you are parked that way? To be fair, we have no idea what kind of excuse anyone will come up for parking in this manner. It is not as if it’s impossible to look for parking at the supermarket. Sure, you might have to walk a couple of steps more, but talk about ridiculous!
Pray For Shoppers
Get The Champagne
Fine, call us optimists all you look but there is truly something worth celebrating about the fact that we are alive at this moment. We are not only talking about anniversaries and birthdays because that would be a little too common. No, what we are referring to are the moments where we find something that makes us laugh, think, and feel grateful. This time, it will probably a combination of those three things. Isn’t this just straight-up hilarious? We are glad to know it is not our car in this situation at any rate. Finally, let us take a moment to thank and think about the amazing individual who decided to channel all the effort to commemorate this terrible parker.
Get The Champagne
Well, Well, Well
Life never runs out of ironic moments to amuse all of us. There is even a song written about it that each and every single one of us can relate to. Some may think it is fate and others will call it Murphy’s Law, but it does not matter what you call it. It is all right here in this fascinating picture. It is simply hilarious to see how a parking enforcer had to get a ticket of his own. Can you guess what the offense had been? Uh-huh, it was for parking somewhere considered illegal! It is not unlike a cop who handcuffed his own hand to the steering wheel. Another effective metaphor would be a surgeon who accidentally injected himself with an anesthetic.
Well, Well, Well
Together Forever
As she made her way back to her car, she feared that someone left a shopping cart near her car. It must have looked a little too close for comfort. But we don’t blame her because she just got the car a couple of weeks ago! The tiniest scratch will certainly put a damper on her day. There was a split second when she felt relieved that it was not touching her car after all. However, the horror dawned on her when she saw the fate her car just suffered. They used cables to tie the shopping cart to the handle of her car door! Well, that is an effective but mean-spirited way to teach a lesson.
Together Forever
They’re Tight
Oh, there is no use in denying the fact that we have all seen unexpected relationships. Perhaps you have even been in one! Popular examples in the entertainment industry would be Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Of course, if you are looking for something closer to home, your parents might do the trick. For this case, let us talk about the garbage bin and car that managed to remain together despite the odds. They were even wrapped together in a bridal veil to show that this is a love to last a lifetime! Unfortunately, it was not meant to be. The star-crossed lovers had to be separated when the distraught owner saw exactly what happened.
They’re Tight
Next Level
Writing a note or blocking someone in is a perfectly good way to get revenge on a bad parker. But if you can actually hoist their car on top of a giant crate, you can take parking revenge to the next level (literally). We’re not entirely sure how this happened, but we are pretty sure that whatever this guy did, he deserved to have his car end up here. I don’t know who you have to piss off or what exactly you have to do to land yourself in a situation like this, but one thing’s for sure: I’m glad I don’t have to be there when this guy comes back to find his car!
Next Level
Congratulations!
The funny part about this is somebody took the time to type this up and print it out. They must have been building up that anger for an entire month. Or maybe they have a stockpile of emergency signs in their car for those sticky situations where you just can’t resist letting someone know just how awful of a human they’re being today. Regardless of where the sign came from, we’re glad it exists, and we’re even more glad that this isn’t our car. Hopefully, this guy will learn his lesson in parking. Maybe he should go back to driver’s ed?
Congratulations!
Safety First
Too cheap to buy your own condoms? Then just park like a jerk and wait. This person is the condom fairy, and they’re looking out for the world by protecting people who are definitely too dumb to procreate. There are enough awful parkers in the world, we don’t need any more joining the crew. While this was probably pretty embarrassing to see while getting back to the car, I’m sure this guy will be much more aware of how he’s parking from now on! Let’s all say thank you to the condom fairy for doing the job we all wish we had the guts to do.
Safety First
Out Of The Box
Do you think parallel parking is hard? Well, it’s not nearly as difficult as perpendicular parking. Or maybe this is just the first-ever commercially produced car that has a strafe function. That would be cool. We’re not really sure why this guy had to be so extra instead of pulling into the parking spot like everyone else; maybe he parked like this when no one else was around and these cars decided to retaliate… no matter how this weird situation happened, we wish him the best of luck in getting his car out!
Out Of The Box
Hey, Move Over!
This photo reminds me of when I was a kid and I was sitting in the seat my older sibling wanted to be in so I got pushed over to make room. The Jeep sure looks like the antagonizer here, but hey, maybe the Corvette started the fight, who knows? Hopefully neither of their cars got scratched, although I’m sure some of that mud got rubbed off. I guess it’s time for a car wash! Maybe the Jeep should pay for the Corvette’s wash, it’s the least he could do…
Hey, Move Over!
Excuse Me, Pardon Me
Honestly, I’m just so confused about how this even happened. Those two cars seemed to just be minding their own business and in comes the third car ready to start some drama. I feel like there has to be some sort of interesting story behind this. Does anyone know who the owner of this car is? I just have a few questions to ask. Like, really, what’s the science behind this? How did the car get there? I have so many unanswered questions here. Nonetheless, hopefully nobody was hurt here.
Excuse Me, Pardon Me
Don’t Look Down
Uh oh, I hope this guy isn’t afraid of falling. Pretty bold move guessing that the car was wide enough to fit on both sides of the concrete! The more important question here is, what if someone needs to get up those stairs? I sure hope they can jump high enough to get right onto the sidewalk. Hopefully this guy doesn’t get into his car too fast and push it over the edge; that sure would be an unfortunate situation after such luck finding a rare parking spot.
Don’t Look Down
Scene Of A Crime
We’re gonna have to bring in the expert crime solvers here: who did this, where did they go, and how do we make sure it doesn’t happen again? There’s nothing more frustrating than someone taking up more than one parking space, so what’s a better way to get revenge than to publicly humiliate them for it? I think the guy’s bright yellow vest makes him official enough to be able to get away with doing this to someone without feeling even the slightest bit of guilt for it.
Scene Of A Crime
A For Effort
At least he tried, right? We have to give this driver at least a tiny bit of credit for putting in the effort to park like the rest of the cars… but I guess he got tired and gave up. Maybe he should’ve found a new parking spot or kept trying for this one, but hey, when you’re tired, you’re tired! There may have been better solutions here, but this guy decided to take the easy way out- for himself, at least!
A For Effort
No Empathy Here
We’re not sure what to think about this one; does this guy have no empathy toward handicapped drivers? Does he not realize that it’s one handicapped spot per car, not the entire section for one person? I think this car deserves to get towed, or at least ticketed. I just hope no one who needed one of those spots got the short end of the stick here. Seriously, what on earth was this guy thinking here?!
No Empathy Here
Stuck In Your Mind Forever
YIKES, talk about a sticky situation! Hopefully this driver didn’t plan to, I don’t know, drive ever again. This unfortunate day will be cemented in his brain forever. Get it? I would pay some big money to see his reaction when he arrives back at his car. At least it can’t get much worse from here, but I guess this is a pretty heavy bottom to be facing. I hope his afternoon plans weren’t concrete! Here’s to hoping that tomorrow’s better.
Stuck In Your Mind Forever
Car Sandwich
You do stupid things, you get stupid results. The owner of this small car thought it would be a harmless idea to park right in the middle of two spots, so, these two giant cars decided it would be an even better idea to block him in! Notice how close the cars all are… how do we think the owner of the small car will get in? This could be awkward. Maybe he could climb in through the trunk. All I know is that I wouldn’t want to be in the middle of this car sandwich.
Car Sandwich
Too Close For Comfort
Maybe they’re both sitting in their cars talking? Probably not, but I like to think of the positive possibility here. Both drivers are in a tight situation here because both driver seats are being blocked in. My biggest question here is, how did the second car to join this bizarre situation get out?
Too Close For Comfort
Please Get Your Life Together
This letter made me laugh out loud, so I hope you could find the humor in it, too. All I can say here is, this guy should be thanking the letter-writer for pointing out the flat tire. I mean really, those things are a huge day ruiner! The note may have been a bit aggressive, but you get what you deserve sometimes. I’m not sure how the flat tire correlates to him parking like a clown, but I hope this guy gets a clue soon so he doesn’t get another nasty note on his windshield.
Please Get Your Life Together
Paint War
Yikes, this one was a bit extreme. We understand mean letters and funny pranks, but painting a stranger’s car because they don’t have any common sense? That seems a bit dramatic to me. Anyway, it’s a valuable lesson learned for the driver; park like a jerk, get your car halfway painted. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed that this is just craft paint that will come off after a good long car wash. I bet the driver of this car will be more careful with his parking jobs now!
Paint War
Finders Keepers
I guess this guy didn’t get the memo that parking spots were assigned… or maybe this angry writer just doesn’t like someone taking their unassigned-assigned parking spot. Who could blame this angry human, really? There’s nothing worse than being used to having the same spot every day and having someone new come in and take it from you. Hopefully this guy got his point across and gets his spot back. Although, after keying some angry words into someone’s car, I’m not sure he wants to reveal his identity just yet…
Finders Keepers
Just A Little Extra Push
Every time I see a car like this it reminds me of those little toy cars we’d ride in as a kid by pedaling around the neighborhood pretending we were driving a real car. I guess whoever did this sees these little cars in the same way; problem solved, just push the car over a little. This car has no excuse for taking up two parking spots, so maybe this tipping situation will teach the owner a lesson in parking in public spaces.
Just A Little Extra Push
Crossed The Line
I guess you get what you deserve in this situation… there’s something called a curb, and usually you’re not supposed to park half of your car over it. Clearly, this guy didn’t know it was the curb-painting day, but at least this situation is so irritating that it’s almost funny. Probably not funny for the guy who now has to repaint his car, but funny for all of us to look at and laugh at his misery.
Crossed The Line
Barrels Of Fun
This guy sure knows how to piss someone off. With one strong gust of wind, he could have some seriously shattered windows on his hands. I know how pissed off I’d be coming to my car after a long day at work to see this, but hey, I guess you pay the price of revenge when you do dumb things!
Barrels Of Fun
Read Between The Lines
I suppose that’s one way to do it… I’ll hand it to him, this probably wasn’t an easy feat, but his car fits in that space pretty perfectly. I feel like that wasn’t the intention of those two barricades, but I guess whatever works, right? I’d love to see him try to get out of this spot; maybe he’ll just accept defeat and try to drive right over the curbs. A bit impressive that he fit here, not going to lie…
Read Between The Lines
Customer Parking Only
Keep your fingers crossed that this guy has some good backup cameras. What’s worse: being barricaded into a parking spot you shouldn’t have been in and having to awkwardly go in and ask them to move the box, or getting a ticket and paying the fine? I feel like I’d almost rather just get a ticket and at least keep my pride by not having to ask for help. I bet he won’t make this mistake again.
Customer Parking Only
Trash Day
I have a feeling this guy is going to have a garbage day after seeing all of the literal garbage piled on top of his clean car. Is this a message to the owner of the car, or just some unfortunate luck and bad humanity by the person who put the trash there? Hard to tell, but we hope whoever really is in the wrong here learns their lesson because nobody likes a bad driver and nobody likes trash put on their car by strangers.
Trash Day
Wolf Pack Attack
Sending your dogs to do your dirty work is one way to get the point across. How do you think this guy trained his dogs so they would know how to attack an empty vehicle? Do you think he smeared peanut butter or dog food on the car first so they’d go jump all over it? There are so many possibilities. I bet this guy won’t park in the wrong spot ever again after finding scratch marks and dog hair all over his car in the morning!
Wolf Pack Attack
Crushed It
I really just can’t decide who this situation is more unfortunate for: the truck or the car. This tiny car seemed to be doing nothing he shouldn’t have been, but also, maybe he deserved it for something else. I can’t figure out how this truck ended up over the edge because there seems to be a fence everywhere except for where he took a nosedive. One thing is undeniable: I would be speechless if I was the owner of the white car and came back to find this situation.
Crushed It
Defying Gravity
Did this guy really get his car stuck on the second floor of a building? How? How did this happen? What steps were taken before he got stuck in order for him to even get up there in the first place? Did he think whatever he was doing was a good idea? I’m beyond confused, and I have a feeling this firefighter called to help him is equally as confused. Now the question is, how does this situation get fixed? I bet these firefighters haven’t seen anything like this before!
Defying Gravity
HAPYCAR
How did this car get on top of the pole? However it happened, we’re sure the driver won’t have an easy time getting it down. We bet that the license plate won’t be so true when the driver is trying to drive away; he should think about changing the plate from “HAPYCAR” to “SADCAR”, maybe that will be a better fit.
HAPYCAR
Carpool
I don’t think this is what the neighbor meant when they asked if you’d help with the kids’ carpool… We’re not entirely sure how something like this is even possible, but we’ve also seen worse. Hopefully this driver isn’t drowning in carpool responsibilities!
Carpool
No Park, One Park, Two Park
How did this go from no parking to taking up two parking spots? This guy definitely didn’t align his side mirrors up with the car next to him, that’s for sure. Doesn’t he know it’s not the car in front of you, but the car next to you?
No Park, One Park, Two Park
Needs To Be Es-Carted Out
This guy needs an escort team to be es-carted out of this parking lot. We’d say this is a bit harsh, as it looks like the weather is pretty cold and snowy, but hey, you pay the price for the damage you do. You park in two spots, you feel the effects of park revenge.
Needs To Be Es-Carted Out
That’s Not How That Works
Usually people with nice cars try to avoid chaotic situations, but this wasn’t the case here. The owner of this Lexus didn’t care who got in his way; all he cared about was “fitting” into this parking space. We’re sure someone scratched this car on their way out!
That’s Not How That Works
Car(t) Park
We’re pretty sure these spaces are meant for carts, not cars, but maybe someone just got confused by the spelling. After all, it is pretty similar, just one letter difference. Although, we’re sure the store employees weren’t happy to see this!
Car(t) Park
Not An Exit
This person must’ve gotten confused, or maybe he chose to ignore the giant “NOT” in the sign that says “NOT AN EXIT”. It sure looks like he’s going to have a hard time getting himself out of there. Maybe he’ll read more closely next time.
Not An Exit
Sorry, Officer
This guy probably thought backing into the cop who was about to pull him over would be a good distraction technique, but we bet it didn’t end as well for him as he was hoping it would. Do you think you get an extra ticket for hitting a cop car?
Sorry, Officer
Light Up Your Day
It might be hard to see the bright side of things sometimes, especially in situations like these. But hey, if that light post is still functional, it’ll be sure to brighten up your day, or at least your car, right when it gets dark outside!
Light Up Your Day
Royal Treatment
Aww, that’s so nice, his neighbors made a parking spot just for his car so he wouldn’t be inconvenienced! I wish I had neighbors like that. Unfortunately, his neighbors are probably not as cheerful about this situation as we may hope they are.
Royal Treatment
Boat Load Of Problems
Is this woman in the middle of a super lucky situation by not drowning after driving her car overboard, or is she in a super unlucky situation where her car got stuck mid-transport? I think it’s probably the first option. She seems to be smiling, so maybe it’s not so bad after all!
Boat Load Of Problems
Rocky Day
Looks like this guy’s day has been a bit rocky. Maybe a drink on the rocks would cheer him up. Or seeing a rock band concert? Meeting a rockstar? Is it too soon for rock jokes right now? We’ll try again later, maybe we’ll rock it then. Really though, did this driver think their parking spot was good?
Rocky Day
Tight Fit
This car may be tiny, but that doesn’t mean it can fit in any space! Can we also take a moment to note that this parking job was also done on the sidewalk, not on the street? I hope this guy doesn’t plan to get his car out of here, and if he does, I hope he knows the name of a great body shop to fix the damage.
Tight Fit
Motorcycles Only
Look, I’m definitely not a car expert by any means, but I don’t think this is a motorcycle, right? Granted, a spot for a motorcycle doesn’t need to be the same size as a spot that would fit an actual car, but that doesn’t change the fact that this guy is breaking some rules here. Parking job failure.
Motorcycles Only
Business Cards Make Things Real
This guy must experience bad drivers on a regular basis if he went to the great lengths of making business cards to call people out with! I know one thing’s for sure- I would feel embarrassed if someone handed this to me. Careful out there, someone might hand you a business card reminding you that you’re not great at parking.
Business Cards Make Things Real
Is There A Lifeguard On Duty?
Is there a lifeguard on duty to come help this drowning car? Think it’s too late to shift the gear to reverse and try to back up out of that water? When given the instructions to grab some water on your way home from work, I feel like this wasn’t what the intended outcome was.
Is There A Lifeguard On Duty?
Just A Little Too Far
“Keep going, keep going, you’re doing great, you’ve got plenty of room, oops… too far!” is exactly how I imagine this situation played out. There’s no other logical explanation for how someone did this, so we’ll say it was just an innocent mistake.
Just A Little Too Far
No Parking Near The Fire Hydrant
I guess staying 10 feet away from the fire hydrant wasn’t a rule that crossed this person’s mind while deciding where to leave their car. It appears that there may be a parking spot on the road just past their car, so I’m quite curious how they decided that parking in the grass while crashing into a hydrant was their best option.
No Parking Near The Fire Hydrant
Call For Backup
I want to imagine some adrenaline-rush high-speed chase was happening here which caused the police car to wind up in this situation, but I’m certain it was nothing more than a case of someone not paying attention or not seeing where they were going. I’ll let my imagination take over this time.
Call For Backup
Who’s The Owner Of The Brown Camel?
“Whoever you are, your camel is double-parked outside, you may want to move it before we ticket and tow it away. Also, he’s eating that woman’s hair.” Honestly, a camel seems like a pretty great mode of transportation. You get fresh air like you’re in a convertible, but instead of paying for gas you just have to pay for snacks!
Who’s The Owner Of The Brown Camel?
Everyone Loves Purple
This person didn’t know what was coming when they parked badly. This revenge seeker clearly was angry that he spent his time painting the entire car. This will clearly make the bad parker think twice next time.
Everyone Loves Purple
Post It
Some people take really get creative with their revenge. All we know is, whatever this driver did to piss people off, we don’t think he has any plans to do again. Wow, this will be annoying to clean off.
Post It