Republicans Are Not Allowed To Stay Too Long
This is the first political headstone that we have seen, and we are quite impressed by it. As you can see, there is nothing that can divide people more than political beliefs! It was clear that this person did not get along with Republicans when they were alive. Even when they have already passed away, they would still prefer to keep interactions with these people as brief as possible.
Do Not Disturb Her Rest
Joan was one of those people who get all grumpy when they have just woken up. There is something amusing about seeing common, everyday phrases on a headstone. She was already eternally asleep, but she was still not going to let anyone get in the way of her z’s. If you plan on disturbing her rest, you better get ready for one hell of a fight. We recommend that you just leave her alone.