The Dead Cannot Rise
Can you just imagine how hard it must be to have Yeast as your last name? We are sure that John heard a million stupid jokes while he was alive. It was a good thing that he saved the best joke for last. There are plenty of things to get from headstones: insight, wisdom, humor. He knew that people were still going to make fun of his surname once he was dead, so he might as well get to it first!
The Dead Cannot Rise
The Best Place To Use An Ouija Board
Do you have it in you to turn your own headstone into an Ouija board? Well, this is definitely one way to catch the attention of anyone who walks past by your tomb. Kids are probably going to hang around your grave and try it out. We have to admit that it is very satisfying to see one of these things in the graveyard. After all, this must be the place to be if you want to communicate with the dead!
The Best Place To Use An Ouija Board
